Nap Porn

When: Chance of a lifetime. Where: It’s more exciting not...

Fri, 17 May 2013 10:01:12 -0400

When: Chance of a lifetime.

Where: It’s more exciting not to know.

Why: You can’t wake up to a view like this just once a day.

When: Summer can’t come soon enough. Where: Your waiting...

Thu, 16 May 2013 15:18:52 -0400

When: Summer can’t come soon enough.

Where: Your waiting room.

Why: The vote was unanimous.

When: Early September. Where: In seclusion. Why: All is took...

Fri, 10 May 2013 18:27:59 -0400

When: Early September.

Where: In seclusion.

Why: All is took was sitting down.

When: You just realized “laze” was a...

Thu, 09 May 2013 10:01:02 -0400

When: You just realized “laze” was a word.

Where: The scene of your discovery.

Why: Time to put knowledge into action.

When: A study in the art of draping. Where: A private...

Wed, 08 May 2013 15:23:28 -0400

When: A study in the art of draping.

Where: A private classroom.

Why: Your body is the final.

When: Sugar crash. Where: Your landing pad. Why: This is just as...

Fri, 03 May 2013 15:46:33 -0400

When: Sugar crash.

Where: Your landing pad.

Why: This is just as sweet.

When: Your DIY skills have reached their apex. Where: Your...

Thu, 02 May 2013 16:39:25 -0400

When: Your DIY skills have reached their apex.

Where: Your teepee hammock dream lounger.

Why: To fulfill the destiny of this apparatus.

When: After breakfast in bed, before lunch in bed. Where: Your...

Tue, 30 Apr 2013 17:57:27 -0400

When: After breakfast in bed, before lunch in bed.

Where: Your kitchen table, cubicle, and couch in one.

Why: You can’t think of one good reason not to.

When: The apartment is empty. Where: Your roommate’s...

Thu, 25 Apr 2013 18:10:14 -0400

When: The apartment is empty.

Where: Your roommate’s bedroom.

Why: No one has to know.

When: A lesson in Southern hospitality. Where: Your midday...

Wed, 24 Apr 2013 16:42:09 -0400

When: A lesson in Southern hospitality.

Where: Your midday repose station.

Why: It would be rude to decline.

When: You are the Wizard of Doze. Where: Not in Kansas. Why:...

Tue, 23 Apr 2013 18:40:21 -0400

When: You are the Wizard of Doze.

Where: Not in Kansas.

Why: There are no gimmicks behind this curtain.

When: During a lucid dream. Where: Indescribable heights. Why:...

Thu, 18 Apr 2013 18:04:27 -0400

When: During a lucid dream.

Where: Indescribable heights.

Why: Flexing your parietal lobes is tiring.

When: Unimportant. Where: Undisclosed. Why: Unemployed.

Wed, 17 Apr 2013 17:05:36 -0400

When: Unimportant.

Where: Undisclosed.

Why: Unemployed.

When: Reclaiming your day. Where: The lazy man’s...

Mon, 15 Apr 2013 14:59:54 -0400

When: Reclaiming your day.

Where: The lazy man’s swing.

Why: Total bliss is just a few sways away.

When: You’re feeling dramatic. Where: Somewhere you can...

Thu, 11 Apr 2013 16:03:15 -0400

When: You’re feeling dramatic.

Where: Somewhere you can safely faint.

Why: Less cleanup than throwing a vase.

When: Redeeming your frequent flyer miles. Where: 100 meters...

Tue, 09 Apr 2013 16:32:52 -0400

When: Redeeming your frequent flyer miles.

Where: 100 meters above sea level.

Why: You can’t take an elevator to cloud nine.

When: Noon. Where: Your home’s median. Why: Symmetry helps...

Fri, 05 Apr 2013 13:24:34 -0400

When: Noon.

Where: Your home’s median.

Why: Symmetry helps you unwind.

When: Doing time. Where: Your pastel cell. Why: You look good on...

Thu, 04 Apr 2013 17:07:28 -0400

When: Doing time.

Where: Your pastel cell.

Why: You look good on stripes.

When: You refused to be a pushover. Where: A room to cool...

Wed, 03 Apr 2013 12:52:17 -0400

When: You refused to be a pushover.

Where: A room to cool off.

Why: You stood up for yourself, now lay down for yourself.

When: It’s too hot in the house. Where: Beneath a giant...

Thu, 28 Mar 2013 18:45:31 -0400

When: It’s too hot in the house.

Where: Beneath a giant oak.

Why: Trees: nature’s sun hat.